i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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