lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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