my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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