dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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