i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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