I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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