do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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