Already got asked if we're dating
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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