hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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