Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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