she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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