I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
COCAINE IS GR8
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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