would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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