Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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