Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We need to get me chipped asap
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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