Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm both gender and math confused
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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