loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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