Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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