I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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