i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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