Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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