Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
