in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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