and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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