I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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