i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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