I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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