yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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