don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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