i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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