he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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