youre lurking in front of me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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