we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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