They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
