Pants 0. Shit 1.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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