I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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