I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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