The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
she peed on how many people?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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