I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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