My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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