i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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