Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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