So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Damn victory sex feels great
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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