let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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