i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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