but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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