Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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