so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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