so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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