I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize