i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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