There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Couch. On fire.
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