508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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