We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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